The Real Estate Joke Book
FOR BUYERS, SELLERS, INVESTORS, AND REAL ESTATE PROFESSIONALS
How often should your roof stop the rain?
- Every shingle time.
Puns, Jokes, Picture Puzzles, and more…
One Liners
My contractor had a joke. . . but he said he’s still working on it.
An air conditioner that works properly is really cool.
Real Estate Terminology Translations
Breathtaking ………………..Smells like smoke
Intimate Neighborhood…….Nosy Neighbors
F.S.B.O……………………….Frugal Seller Boldly Overpriced
Makes a great gift for…
Realtors (R)
Clients
Brokers
Investors
House Flippers
New Homeowners
Your Dad
Your Boss